moon dad

Kris || 20 || AL || I play the drums and watch hockey. My ADD gets the best of me.

Anonymous said: Ur rly cute. 

Thank you! :)

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john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

thestralschwarz:

surethatspookilyhappened:

spliffmastergeneral:

the-spooky-dick-forest:

buzzfeed:

Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go. 

cosplay at its funniest

It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.

They’re…… they’re ghosts….

dunrath:

Texas In July - It’s Not My First Rodeo [x]

"Crime’s the disease… meet the cure! Okay, not the cure: more like a topical ointment that reduces swelling and itch." (x)

marimbazn:

spxneless replied to your post: 24: WHAT THE HEcK WHY I ALREADY DID U …

my goal is to make you suPER FRUSTRATED AND UNCOMFORTABLE caN Yuo FELle IT NOW mR. KRAbS

GET OUT

BUT PETRINA WHY

15 hours ago with 3 notes

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

16 hours ago with 57,311 notes

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

16 hours ago with 94,966 notes

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

electrichedgehogs:

sxulless:

ANY.

yup

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janemba:

mahoganay:

heyfunniest:

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this is what butts sound like

i will forever reblog this post

ok but this goes off it rly does???? lordemusic sample this on your next single!!!

18 hours ago with 218,242 notes

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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